In the honourable court of
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Case No. 08 · 08 · 2026
“Aapka bayan sar-aankhon par -
joh aap bologi, waise hi hoga.”
Judge: aap. Mulzim: Saumya.
Sazaa bhi aapki, maafi bhi aapki.
Exhibit A · the beginning
Tum Husn Pari Tum Jaane Jahan
Tu Sab Se Haseen, Tu Sab Se Jawaan
Yeh woh photo hai jisne mujhe pagal kar diya tha. Raat ke 3 baje jab match ka notification aaya - mujhe wahi pata chal gaya tha ki kuch hone wala hai.
Ab adalat shuru hoti hai. Sach bolna, Tannu - poora sach.
The hearing
Har sawaal ka jawaab dil se dena. Koi jaldi nahi hai.
The verdict
Maaf kardo yaar ab Saumya ko 🥺
Mulzim ka aakhri bayan
I am not looking forward to dating you - that, as a punishment, I accept. I am out.
But maybe you give me my sorry. Take your time, aaraam se. Forget this manu's date of 8th August 2026, and maybe start a good bond of friendship whenever you feel comfortable. I'll wait for your text - the day you ask me to meet you again :-) maybe on my next Goa visit.
The "Good Morning Ji" and the "Good Night Ji" - I am gonna miss that :-)
I have always thought well for you, and I will definitely miss the times with you. You are indeed the best match and the best date I have ever had.
Whether I get the sorry or not :-) - wishing you the very best, always.
- Saumya
Exhibits B → Z
Sabooton ki list - proof that it was, honestly, a very good time.
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